Sleep Talking Man
I saw a story on tv recently about a wife who records her husband's very funny and odd musings in the night as he rambles on in his sleep, sounds like someone I know....me...or so I'm told.
The very first night Dana stayed at my apartment, she quickly became aware that I talked in my sleep - when I woke up in the morning she was sleeping on the couch in the other room. When I asked her Why? she said it was because "I wouldn't stop talking all night long"...
I usually don't remember anything I said the next morning, and Dana, if she isn't annoyed about not getting a full nights sleep, will tell me the nonsense I was talking about the next morning. She has grown accustomed to it, and will just tell me to "shut up!" or wake me up and tell me to "Please. Just stop talking!" I can be heard singing, laughing hysterically and just generally talking about complete nonsense. The other night, her sleep was interrupted with this insight about one of my favourite subjects...bacon.
"I was going to cook it on the front of my head, but I'm going to cook the bacon on the back of my head"
No wonder I'm so tired in the morning. And yes, I did have bacon the next morning, but it was prepared the normal way.
The very first night Dana stayed at my apartment, she quickly became aware that I talked in my sleep - when I woke up in the morning she was sleeping on the couch in the other room. When I asked her Why? she said it was because "I wouldn't stop talking all night long"...
I usually don't remember anything I said the next morning, and Dana, if she isn't annoyed about not getting a full nights sleep, will tell me the nonsense I was talking about the next morning. She has grown accustomed to it, and will just tell me to "shut up!" or wake me up and tell me to "Please. Just stop talking!" I can be heard singing, laughing hysterically and just generally talking about complete nonsense. The other night, her sleep was interrupted with this insight about one of my favourite subjects...bacon.
"I was going to cook it on the front of my head, but I'm going to cook the bacon on the back of my head"
No wonder I'm so tired in the morning. And yes, I did have bacon the next morning, but it was prepared the normal way.